Emergency Flirtation Device accessories Slip into something effortlessly upscale

Slip into something effortlessly upscale with Positively Cosmopolitan Avant Gs

and unapologetic photo op

Plus it comes with a bonus microfiber cleaning cloth and carabiner for easy carry

and you can

and polarized blue lenses with UV400 protection worth braying about

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