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Assume the Worst: The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear Horror_Gift_Guide he has no choice butThis is Oh, the Places You'll Never Gothe ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it. "This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That's not what you need. You need a warning." So begins Carl Hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and women for their future. And who better to