🚵‍♂️ I Survived Hartman Rocks (Barely) – Mountain Bike Injury Commemorative Shirt (*Or at least my collarbone didn’t.) | Funny Shirt piss glitter and anyone who believes bodily

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For the triathlete who trains hard… and drinks harder

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🚵‍♂️ I Survived Hartman Rocks (Barely) – Mountain Bike Injury Commemorative Shirt (*Or at least my collarbone didn’t.) | Funny Shirt piss glitter and anyone who believes bodilyEvery trail has a story. This one ends in X rays. Whether you went over the handlebars, kissed a tree, or just watched your buddy somersault into a bush, this shirt honors the legendary pain and glory of Colorados most brutal bike trail. Designed in honor of a friend's heroic collarbone sacrifice, this tee is your badge of honor for dodging disasteror not. Perfect For: Bikers who like their trails gnarly and their bones optional Friends who turn